In another triumph for fitness tsar Michelle Obama, on Monday she announced that her bid to coordinate the largest number of people to do "Jumping Jacks" in a 24 hour period was successful. On October 11th, Obama got 300,265 to participate in the event, smashing a world record that strangely already existed.
Well, it seems another socialistic goal was achieved by the Obama's. Instead of supporting rugged individualism, Michelle achieved a collectivist triumph. Early reports indicate that many people only did 1 jumping jack. Leaving it up to other exceptional people to do most of the jumping jacks, while lazy moochers took advantage of these 'atlases'. In response, Newt Gingrich says he will try to convince all of his ex-wives to try and break this record.
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