As Donald Sutherland reminds us in JFK, the key question to ask about a conspiracy is not “who?” but
“why?’ What he means is that conspiracies aren’t carried out for fun, but for some demonstrative reason. In Stone’s ahistorical view the murder
of JFK was carried out because Kennedy was starting to challenge the military
industrial complex. In the view of those who think the moon landing was a hoax,
the government faked it to assert dominance over the Soviet Union. I’m reminded
of this litmus test for conspiracies, because today Breitbart.tv breathlessly
released, and Drudge echoed, early 90s promotional material from Obama’s publisher that touted the
fact that he was born in Kenya.
A ton of writing has been done about the psychological
background of the “birther” movement. It’s been seen as being rooted in an
racist unease about the president’s background, and its hard to argue with that
logic. In fact, there was a 2008 Presidential candidate who demonstrably wasn’t
born in the United States, John McCain was born on a military base in Panama,
and while that counts as US soil, it’s easy to imagine unease from
right-wingers if the same could be factually illustrated about Obama. And let’s
not kid ourselves, Obamas familial background is far different than almost
every other president, as the son of a foreigner he’s at least half first generation
American. He’s a far cry from the landed aristocracy of Jefferson, the
Roosevelts, or the Bushes. His ethnicity clearly causes consternation amongst
some folks, a fear that has been exemplified in the “birther movement.”
Despite the fact that it’s the domain of racists and
looneytunes, I’ve always kind of liked the “birther” conspiracy. Not because I
think Obama is subverting the constitution, but because I find conspiracies
sexy and mysterious and interesting. Conspiracies are always more interesting
than the real story, and it’s cool to think that there was some global liberal
cabal that determined that a small child born in Kenya was the chosen one, and
all sorts of trickery would have to be employed to ensure that he could one day
arise to the highest office in the land. That’s where the conspiracy starts to
fall flat, if there was a group of international liberals hell bent on bringing
down America, why would they think that some African child was the best conduit
to bring about this change, and what kind of slow burning conspiracy
necessitates planting a birth announcement in a newspaper 45 years before the
main phase of the conspiracy starts.
But you know what, let’s ignore the fact that the “birther”
conspiracy makes no sense, and get back to the original question, “who
benefits?” To hear the right tell it, it’s an attempt to overthrow the
constitution. This overthrow has included a tepid healthcare bill, the
continuation of an exploitative banking system, the continuation of a wasteful
war on terror. None of these things are good, but they are hardly a departure
from the status quo of American politics. The people who have benefitted in
Obama’s America are the same folks that always have.
With one notable exception. In a Redel Traub Report
exclusive allow me to offer my groundbreaking hypothesis about the real power
players behind Obama’s phony citizenship: Tea Party Republicans. Since Obama’s
election, the Tea Party has become the dominant force in the Republican party.
Observe the myriad Republican incumbents defeated or forced out of office by
challengers from the right. The latest victim was Dick Lugar, a 36 year
incumbent, primaried out of office by a Tea Party candidate with a propensity
for comparing his opponents to Hitler. If anyone has seen their stock rise
since Obama’s election, and decidedly Jamie Dimon has not, it’s the hard right
wing of the Republican party. It’s the perfect smokescreen, endlessly bitch and
moan about Obama’s phony birth certificate, when they’re the ones behind the
whole damn thing!
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